tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79583225014224974472024-03-13T13:35:56.094-07:00Dr John Watson- The BlogDr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-44843434945457410932012-01-13T08:31:00.000-08:002012-01-13T08:31:55.897-08:00Life so far...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>13th April</b></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Blimey. Friday the 13th. Not exactly the best day in my books, but Sherlock seems to relish in the luck people have on these days.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Well i was going to give you and update on my <a href="http://www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/">main blog</a>, but after Moriarty hacked it, /and/ my <a href="http://www.Twitter.com/ItsDrWatson">Twitter</a>, i decided it would be best to come onto my back- up blog site. (Well i call it back up, but i never put the entries from the other blog on here. Sherlock, you can stop calling me a fool now. They're on my hard drive anyway and this website keeps messing up the dates.)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">But as you've been reading, we've been doing well lately with the cases. Minus the one (or two, but I'm not allowed to mention) The most recent with the <a href="http://www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/blog/16march">Hounds</a> case of late has been my favourite. Even if i was used as an experiment, had a /rather/ misleading clue and got accused of being in a couple with Sherlock <i>again</i>, it was nice to see that Sherlock had a bit of human in him despite being known for having a cold heart.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Shame about that pig though.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">He didn't even bring any back for tea.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I do worry sometimes though what <a href="http://www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/blog/12march">the Woman</a> did to him. I can't say much about that case obviously, but Sherlock seems to have gone soft since that case. It's probably just me, i mean he <i>actually</i> replies to my texts, so deduce that Irene.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Convincing Mycroft to have talks in cafes rather than cold warehouses was probably the best idea I've had. Apart from that time where Mrs Hudson decided to have a cake sale in Speedy's Cafe. Mycroft wouldn't talk to me for a week, unless it was concerning how much weight he's lost.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">He does seem awfully worried lately though, and considering how this man can swagger through the thunderstorm, holding his umbrella high with a wide grin, while others drown and crumble, this is rather a worry... But then who can blame him? Moriarty's back out, Sherlock's getting easily addicted to things he really shouldn't whenever there isn't a case, and even Mrs Hudson got caught in the line of fire. Still, as Sherlock says, "Mrs Hudson? Leave Baker Street? England would fall." Mrs Hudson is a great, old trooper. She has <a href="http://www.Twitter.com/ItsMrsHudson">Twitter</a> now, and she's been giving Moriarty a right good going. (Kids say that now, don't they? It sounds rather rude.) So Mycroft must just be worrying about Sherlock and Moriarty. He has no reason to worry about her, and if I'm honest, I'm perfectly fine too. Ok, so life's still being a pain every now and then, and I'm losing more girlfriends than Sherlock has hot meals, but it's all exciting. I could never live a normal life like the rest of the world. Wake up, have breakfast, go to work, come home, watch TV, go to sleep. As much as it would be relaxing it would be to have a consistent routine, it just seems so boring compared to the life i have now. I may have fought in the Afghanistan war, but my life has been so much more better since meeting Sherlock, and i don't ever want to lose that. He's my best mate, and his only friend.... It would be nice if you fetched the milk every now and then though, bud.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">~J.Watson</span></i></div>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-67914755466468346992011-12-11T03:09:00.000-08:002011-12-11T03:10:15.158-08:00MISSING #5: WatsonOk folks, crunch time! Moriarty has posted a riddle on his own personal blog. The 'BOOM' doesn't sound partically good: <br />
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Sundays are boring,<br />
Shoppers are hunting,<br />
At 17.04, <br />
Londons heart goes BOOM!<br />
<a href="http://jimmoriartysblog.blogspot.com/"></a><br />
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Gah. What is Moriarty doing? 17.04? Heart? Where is he? The drawing from John must have given some clue, surely...<br />
We must find my friend. Mrs Hudson is terribly worried.<br />
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<b>SH</b><br />
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P.S So am I, John.Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-68705433520651227002011-12-10T12:04:00.000-08:002011-12-10T12:04:43.187-08:00MISSING #4: Watson<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ah. Well, there we were today, searching the spot we thought Watson was at, but it seems we were being misled. Someone left a message for us in the sky, as well as sending a photo through:</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bGA7ys-2kTA/TuO5-XsAu-I/AAAAAAAAABE/Uc1K4Hzk9i4/s1600/Sherlock2+copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="206" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bGA7ys-2kTA/TuO5-XsAu-I/AAAAAAAAABE/Uc1K4Hzk9i4/s320/Sherlock2+copy.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">We did think for a moment Anderson took the picture, i know, but then after scanning the photo, we found a name in invisible ink:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nlOfPV41PLw/TuO6fe8DcnI/AAAAAAAAABU/L2QQ5KbbPJo/s1600/Sherlock3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="206" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nlOfPV41PLw/TuO6fe8DcnI/AAAAAAAAABU/L2QQ5KbbPJo/s320/Sherlock3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">So, now we have our captor (surprise surprise, who knew it'd be you?), but we still have to find Watson. If he was almost blown up in a day, who knows what's happening to Watson after 3 days. However, there was a drawing attached with the note. This /has/ to be from Watson:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-T7s3V-OzM8s/TuO55yGMjHI/AAAAAAAAAA8/Z4eVno_gQ58/s1600/Sherlock+4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="191" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-T7s3V-OzM8s/TuO55yGMjHI/AAAAAAAAAA8/Z4eVno_gQ58/s320/Sherlock+4.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">See if you can work out where he is from these signs, and keep tuned. I feel there may be one last message from Moriarty.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><b style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">SH</b>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-64384174387905184232011-12-09T12:21:00.000-08:002011-12-09T12:22:40.852-08:00MISSING #3: Watson<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ok, so our captor obviously doesn't want us to find them, although we think we have received something from Watson. It might be a map, but to where?</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-335Z9Ddd6bc/TuJtb1bi_QI/AAAAAAAAAA0/im8q06E_y1g/s1600/Sherlock1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="177" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-335Z9Ddd6bc/TuJtb1bi_QI/AAAAAAAAAA0/im8q06E_y1g/s320/Sherlock1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>SH</b></span>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-59114276504081706642011-12-08T09:26:00.000-08:002011-12-08T09:26:39.196-08:00MISSING #2: Watson<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Hello. Sherlock again, someone has contacted me directly through an anonymous email. It's possibly from his captor, maybe a little message from him, or maybe some clues. Highly unlikely, but we'll see.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;">"LBH JVYY ARIRE TRG ZR!"</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;">SH</span></b></div></div>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-66341277421742432312011-12-07T03:45:00.001-08:002011-12-08T09:42:31.839-08:00MISSING #1: Watson<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Hello, Sherlock here, and it seems we've got a case on our hands. Watson went out for the milk, and the last form of contact was at 12.02am last night. Scotland Yard have been looking through for any sort of signals for help, and this is what we got. Some of these are just from other people, possibly even other countries, but we could try to get some sort of clues as to what's happening. Have a go at cracking these, i do not wish to have my friend in such danger.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">--- -... .- -- .- / .-- .- -. - ... / .... .. ... / -.-. .... . . ... . -.-. .- -.- . / -. --- .--</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">- .... . / --. .- -- .</span><br />
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<div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;">... --- ... / -.- .. -.. -. .- .--. / -.. .- -. --. . .-. / .... . .- .-. -</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;">--. . .-. --- -. .. -- --- ?</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;">Thanks</span></div><div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: small;"><b>SH</b></span></div>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-88890851310120759652011-12-02T08:29:00.000-08:002011-12-02T08:29:46.270-08:00Mountains and Cake<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i>2nd December</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Happy December folks!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sorry about the lack of blog's lately, there's been a mountain high pile of work been towering over me... Mainly because Sherlock wouldn't do his half, and then Mycroft decided to assign me a bunch of 'undercover' jobs, which are basically just to go to the shop and fetch him some cake (The diet isn't going well), and then there's Moriarty (Who, I've come to the conclusion, is basically the Grinch) .... I'm just going to leave it at that.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">There's barely been any jam in the kitchen either. Nobody understands how much i love jam. I get /very/ grouchy when there's no jam.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Anyway, the therapist is going on at me each time i forget to do this, so while i have some spare time, I'm going to write this.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sherlock is complaining that I'm stopping him from smoking. Hello, am i the only one who cares about his health? (I know I'm fetching cake for Mycroft when i shouldn't, but i don't like his new goatee.) I am trying to even trying to cheer him up with the Christmas spirit, but every time i try to put a Christmas hat on him or sing a Christmas song, he shouts "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT" or "SILENCE!" I forget sometimes he's a grumpy git.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Well you're not the grumpy git when you're playing the violin at 3am after a long day of work!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sorry. I've been feeling a bit tetchy with all the work lately, and the feeling of someone watching me... Besides Sherlock. Do you know, he took me to see Twilight to mock it, but for the next two months afterwards, he would just sit in my bedroom and watch me sleep. I'd wake up in the middle of the night and say "What are you doing?" and he'd just go "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">I like watching you sleep. I find it fascinating."</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Before i go, I'd like to give out a couple of mentions. The main person I'd all like you to follow on Twitter is </span></span><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Marikameatsix">Marikameatsix</a>. She made a brilliant piece of vector art of me, and spent just over two days on it. Didn't know people appreciated me that much to spend that long on something for me, so thank you very much!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">If you want to have a look at it, this is the link to the picture: <a href="http://youmeatfact-tastic.tumblr.com/post/13546971216">http://youmeatfact-tastic.tumblr.com/post/13546971216</a></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Also, check these people out. My most recent followers on Twitter:</span><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/dalekstuck"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Dalekstuck</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/_jessyjohnson_"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">_jessyjohnson_</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/JimboMoriarty"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">JimboMoriarty</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/zhennifer"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Zhennifer</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/_esthete"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">_esthete</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/alex_cromwell"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Alex_cromwell</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/DataTrekker"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">DataTrekker</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/gibby79"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Gibby79</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/ameyc"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ameyc</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/kev_mccabe"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kev_mccabe</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/IvannaGry"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">IvannaGry</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/MCR4_EVR"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">MCR4_EVR</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/BGhatter"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">BGhatter</span></a><br />
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/EllenAppelquist"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">EllenAppelquist</span></a><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Thank you to everyone else who follows me. If i could put all your names down in my blog, i would, but unfortunately, i don't have time to.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Hopefully I'll be able to post another blog on my efforts to get Sherlock into the Christmas mood before the big day itself, so till then, toodle pip!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>~J.Watson</i></span>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-79805218791012043872011-09-23T10:23:00.000-07:002011-09-23T10:23:12.442-07:00Sherlock did it...<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><i>23rd September</i></b></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Hello! Again. It's been a busy, crazy week or so as per usual, but I'll not bore you with the details (Most of them anyway). It didn't start off too well though, had a deathly flu virus (Which a lot of people keep saying it was just a cold. They lie.), but Mrs Hudson gave me some tea, and Sherlock /gave/ me his shock blanket. Didn't have much luck day before either, accidentally fell into the River Thames...</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Yes that does happen...</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">And in fairness, i suppose that sparked the flu........</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Sherlock pushed me into water! It wasn't an accident. Nope.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">/Anyway/, there was that whole shebang, then during a case on Saturday, there was this man called the Doctor. He said he was a Timelord, got a doctors degree in 'everything', but wears this god awful bow tie. I feel like i recognise him from somewhere, and everyone laughs at me when i try to explain this man to them. Now i know how Sherlock feels when he's being clever. They think I've got mad!</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Gah! Why are my ears so big? Apparently 42 is the answer why...</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Anderson keeps calling about some hounds, so I'm going to have to leave you all there. Although before I go, good day to<span class="tweet-user-name"> Aliciacuddeford, Htcmike101, LilMonsterEBee and </span><span class="tweet-user-name">Hardarchbarr on Twitter. I asked anyone if they went a mention in my next blog, and they nicely replied. Actually you should all follow this ritual on there I've heard of on Twitter called Follow Friday and follow them. And make them a cup of tea!</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span class="tweet-user-name">Must dash now, ta ta for now!</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span class="tweet-user-name"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><span class="tweet-user-name">~J.Watson</span></i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><span class="tweet-user-name" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">P.S Apologises for last week. I asked Sherlock if he could write my blog for me, and he completely ignored my notes.</span><i><span class="tweet-user-name"><br />
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<span class="tweet-user-name"></span><span class="tweet-user-name"> </span>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-75432967610419386882011-09-16T11:35:00.000-07:002011-09-16T11:35:35.890-07:00Sherlock Rules!!!!!<div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><i><b>16th September </b></i></div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Hey everyone it’s Sherlock. My husband... erm *cough* lets start over.</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Hey everyone it’s Sherlock my life companion Watson is feeling super poly today and as is typical of Watson he stole my shock blanket (he isn’t even in shock) and is being a total baby about a runny nose. </div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Anyway while he is being a drama queen in bed I decided to hack into his computer, delete his unread emails, rearrange his desktop icons and finally write this blog to let him know I did it. Because let’s face it. He couldn’t work it out himself. He’s not exactly the worlds greatest detective. He’s third!! Me, batman and then him.</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">So here I am making a million punctuation errors (on purpose) just to get him all riled up. He’s very touchy about his grammar and punctuation you see. Which in essence is a little ironic considering how atrocious this blog can be at times.</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Love you all and I hope you’re all looking forward to watching me on the old tellebox come 2012.</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Lots of love</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">Sherlock</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 18.0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font: 16.0px Arial; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;">xoxoxo</div>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-43061273966179613232011-09-09T04:55:00.000-07:002011-09-09T04:55:01.742-07:00Watch your drink!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><i>9th September</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">So(!), yesterday was my birthday, and as you'd expect, i got a few presents and a party... The surprises though are still continuing to this morning!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">It all started with my present from Sherlock. He gave me a pipe bomb and made me pop several balloons, making me think it was in there. Not the most brilliant start to a birthday...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Mrs Hudson gave me a specially knitted sweater and a big jar of jam (Since she's the only one who truly understands me) and Sarah (Oh yes, she does too) got me an expensive new watch which glows in dark!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I got a bit of work done, then i went off to the pubs with the lads. Now i know what you're thinking, but i didn't go there to drink... Intentionally.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Not quite sure who, but someone had spiked the drinks... Apparently, this is how the evening went.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I danced, rode one of the lads from the front of bar, to the door and claimed i travelled to Mordor, Sherlock did some sort of strip dance (He wasn't even invited!), he kissed me, then somehow we got home.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Yes, i am drinking a heck load of coffee (Thank you Mrs Hudson)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I've got a high suspicion on who did this, so i've painted and wrote on his skull:</span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9959466084/3/tumblr_lr73ctxPcU1qzamio" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><img border="0" height="212" src="http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9959466084/3/tumblr_lr73ctxPcU1qzamio" width="320" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Anyway, i must attend to all these emails and texts about last night. I'm going to give Sherlock a hell of a talk for crashing the party too and making everyone think i was gay. We're not all like you Sherly!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>~J.Watson</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">P.S Who put a 'kick me' sign on my back?</span></div>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7958322501422497447.post-4630372502182237632011-09-07T10:54:00.000-07:002011-09-07T10:54:58.096-07:00And so it begins...<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i><b>7th September 2011 </b></i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">So, Morning, Afternoon, Evening, Salutations. I had a look through my last blog and decided it was time to make a more organised one... Which isn't really a beginning, but it's something new so there we go.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I should probably start with how the day's gone, but I'd just like to note a momentous occasion that happened yesterday (Well, apparently. I'm not really into Social sites. I only made a FaceBook for cases). I created an account on a website called Twitter. You can go on it and write this thing called a Tweet, which contains 140 characters. I think there should be more, but i don't run that site. If i did though, it would be a complete mess and the only people who would use it would be the people who buy from Aldi.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Anyway, over 150 people have followed me since i made it. Apparently that's good! I'm only following Sherlock and some guy called the Doctor. There have been some very interesting people speak to me on there. Some are just... Strange.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">As for today, not that much has happened so far. Mycroft gave me a classified file which contains a report on this strange thing called 'Slash'. He told me not to show it Sherlock so it must be important. I'll read it later, i have a Doctor's appointment with Sarah.....</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Last thing i should say is it's my birthday tomorrow! I'm going out with some of the boys who've just come home from Afghanistan to a pub or something. 40, cor blimey. Hopefully Sarah will come along. I might invite Sherlock along too, but i don't want him telling me my presents by their shape, feel, smell, whether or not it breaks when it hits the floor, etc etc.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Must run now, time for my date!</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>~J.Watson</i></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">P.S Sherlock, if you've read this, i expect you to give me a new jumper. My mum knitted that one when you've done throwing them in the bin.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
</div><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">EDIT: I meant Doctor's appointment, not date. Silly me. ~J.Watson</span>Dr John Watsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12592151312022013738noreply@blogger.com2